EXTRACT FROM TODAYS SERMON:
Sermon 3: The two challenges for the PHALLIC worshipper
What can you do? You can do what I did. Find a good seat each week to meet PHALLUS in worship.
A. Come to celebrate
B. Tell others about your experience
Phallic greetings and welcome to YOUR CHURH. My name is Phallic Daddy and if you’re visiting us for the first time here, thank you for CUMing! It’s great to have you with us. You’ll find my JFF page affordable and relevant so connect with me and others who like to worship– I, we’d love to STROKE AND PRAY with you.
In just a few clicks you could be signed up and enjoying the pics and vids loaded already from men who could feel my energy and LUST and this is just the beginning. It’s going to be good!
NOW! Please join with me in prayer. Oh COCK! , let us stand ERECT together in singing OH COCK!
Oh Cock, I rejoice to express your holy name. Your presence and your beauty fill my heart and soul and I know that, whenever I speak your holy name, that presence and beauty is revealed to the world. Give me courage, Oh glorious Cock, my love and my life, to be your follower and to say joyfully the name that brings me life. Arhhh MEN
SINday SERMON- Part 2:
Spiritually saved people are sent out to share PHALLUS after worship
Through worship lost people are drawn to phallus and at the same time believers feel the tug, the urge, the compelling force of GOD to tell others about him. In my diagram, this compelling force is the arrow on the right side of worship.
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EXTRACT FROM TODAYS SERMON
As long as I am getting personal, may I step closer? (DO YOU FEEL ME?) FATHERS, what are your SONS learning from your demeanour in worship? Do they see the same excitement as when you go to a football game? Do they see you prepare for worship as you do for a holiday? Do they see you fuck’in hungry to FUCK and arrive, seeking the face of OUR Father? SONS, like non-believers, are watching. Believe me. They are watching AND THEY want you!