The natural state of man is to be absorbed in meditation or practice with Cock. Whatever draws the mind or soul of man away from its natural and primal immersion in Cock is an obstacle to the God-given purpose and function of male human life. Step inside YOUR church and allow your thoughts and practice to follow their natural course: give unto Phallus that which He has created for His own Pleasure and Awareness. I will bring you, GREAT men and boys, to worship. Sermons will also be delivered.
First and foremost, God wants us to give (your membership) because it shows that we recognise he is truly the Lord of our lives.